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REALLYREALREALITYTV?
In my quest to remain politically
incorrect I feel this ‘Correct Me If I’m Wrong’ will wander into a different
realm to lighten things up for a change. I’m going to critique our television
programing as soon as I stop laughing.
My first victim is our infamous
home grown wonder ‘The Real `House Wives of Vancouver’. Their show description
is… pampered; lavish lifestyle of luxurious wealth, pampered privilege, being
seen and who you know is everything’. Boy am I glad I’m poor and my friends
don’t worship my wallet. There were times in my life that I had lots of money
but at no time did my feet or attitude leave the ground. I body guarded movie
stars with lots of money and notoriety and they never looked down on anyone and
played well in blue jeans. They remembered their humble start and had
compassion for the less fortunate. Now it is unfair of me to criticize the
House Wives of Vancouver without knowing them. BUT, as portrayed on television
they leave me wondering who will cater to them in a crisis or natural disaster,
and I don’t mean a broken fingernail. It’s a sad state of education for young
people to be taught by materialism and attitude.
Next is ‘Trailer Park Boys’. Hang
on. I’m trying to lower my IQ level low enough to relate to this epic episode
of idiocy. Sorry can’t relate!
‘America’s Most
Smartest Model’. Aside from the poor grammar of the ‘Most Smartest’ I had no
idea that models were in a league of their own for smarts. I wish to thank the
producers of the show to have pointed this out to all of us.
‘Ghost Hunters and Chasing Bigfoot’.
I’m sure the ghosts and sasquatches’ must be arm and arm laughing their faces
off.
‘Amish Mafia’. Wow. These
non-violent folk are packin’ some nasty firepower. The show relates to the
members of their group that provide protection and security for the Amish following in Lancaster County, Pennsylvania. Again we are
being hoodwinked into fictional reality, mind altering obsorbition of a bucket
load of doodoo. Funny how many people will actually believe this show and
target the Amish with violence and criticism. OOPS! Went into courtroom mode.
‘Jersey Shore’. Sad, very sad… that
these party hardy young people have nothing more to do than make fools of
themselves. We were all young and foolish once upon a time (I think) but we
didn’t have a TV show to advertise it.
‘Ancient Aliens’. Now considering I
have alien blood and was exiled from my birth planet as a child, my comments
are twofold. Love the show! There IS some intellectually stimulating
programming on the tube. If Aliens did populate the world in ancient times,
they left a lot of graffiti to clean up. Now speaking on the other ‘fold’ we
aliens were too far advanced back then for our own good and were sent packing.
Now that we have returned… we are just too entertained by the stupid reality
programming to waste time with world domination. One last comment on this show.
The professional alien chasers that express their point of reason should do
SOMETHING about their hair and not look like they just stepped out of a wind
tunnel.
In closing, I watch TV for the
stories and not the pictures! Just pullin’ your leg. To become enthralled in a
thought provoking plot or an informative educational program is my escape from
reality. IF I wanted reality I will turn the ‘Reality TV’ OFF.
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