CORRECT ME IF I’M WRONG! January 24, 1014
by author Bryce A Baker
Dating 101 ½
After ending a marriage, one can
find solace in many ways. There is the pursuit of experiences thought to have
been missed; drinking heavily to drown the sorrow of the expired marriage, or
hyper dating.
If I were to tell you my dealing with
said trauma was unique, I would be telling a fib in the first degree. But in this
my writing of words, I’m going to dwell on but one of
these; hyper dating.
Since I have personally experienced
three divorces, my expertise on the subject is substantial with the
certificates to prove it. Now don’t get me wrong about the numbers. I’m not
that bad of a person, it was just the circumstances that led to the demise of
the relationships. At least I come with references!
Dating is a subject that should be
controlled with legislation by the ‘Dating
Control Board of Canada’. Rules should include heavy penalties for lying
about one’s real appearance, age, or if and when one has had a sex change
operation.
Entering into the dating world after
a lengthy absence is like going from kindergarten to university overnight. The
use of heavy doses of prescription medication helps a lot.
During my excursions into the twilight zone, I personally met many
aliens pretending to be women. These
dates gave me insight and hope that when things can be this bad, there must be
someone out there that doesn’t eat with their fingers.
Unlike many other men that have
wandered into the realm of the horrifying area of dating, I survived with
minimal battle scars. Fortunately, four years ago I met the most beautiful
woman on earth, and we have bonded with intellectual and emotional super glue.
Love you Rena!
In summation; if you are going
through what I have called the ‘Alternate
Dimension of Bilateral Emotional Partner of Permanent Coupling Disorder’, I
have one word of advice; ‘Remembertoduck!’
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Please... CORRECT ME IF I’M WRONG!
Bryce A Baker
www.bryceabaker.com
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